Can We Do a Limerick Together???

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There was a young lady named Rita
Who sat too close to a heater
She started to melt
So she took off her belt
Then her Dad came home and beat her.
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There was a young lady named Rita
Who sat too close to a heater
She started to melt
So she took off her belt
And handed it to a puzzled Anita!
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You've just pipped me to the post, Nigel! :D

So here is another starter:

There was an old man called Billy
Whose behaviour was exceedingly silly
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There was an old man called Billy
Whose behaviour was exceedingly silly
He clutched at his chest
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There was an old man called Billy
Whose behaviour was exceedingly silly
He clutched at his chest
And beat at his breast
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There was an old man called Billy
Whose behaviour was exceedingly silly
He clutched at his chest
And beat at his breast
And covered his legs in Chili.
Its never too late to have a happy childhood.
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There was a baker named Twit
Whose cousin just liked to knit
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There was a baker named Twit
Whose cousin just liked to knit
She got in a tangle
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There was a baker named Twit
Whose cousin just liked to knit
She got in a tangle
Needles started to jangle
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There was a baker named Twit
Whose cousin just liked to knit
She got in a tangle
Needles started to jangle
And she purled a bloomer that fit.
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Alf looked after Timmy so well
Its never too late to have a happy childhood.
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Alf looked after Timmy so well
That his tummy started to swell
'Tis loving and giving that makes life worth living.

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Alf looked after Timmy so well
That his tummy started to swell
George said Oh No
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Alf looked after Timmy so well
That his tummy started to swell
George said Oh No
To the vet we must go
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Alf looked after Timmy so well
That his tummy started to swell
George said Oh No
To the vet we must go
And pooh! the wind he had to expell.

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Julian gave an exclamation and nudged George.
"See that? It's the black Bentley again. KMF 102!"

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