Can We Do a Limerick Together???

[Eddie Muir]

There was a tall gent called Morgan
And his mouth was a mighty organ.
When he called for his dogs
Through the thickest of fogs
He sounded just like a gorgon!

Apologies, I know gorgon is female, but it is the only word I could find that rhymes with Morgan and organ!

Here's the start of another one:

There was a young man called Tony
Who went for a long ride on a pony.

[pete9012S]

Nice one Eddie....although I hope you are not secretly marking these humble attempts!

There was a young man called Tony
Who went for a long ride on a pony.
When his stead lost its way

[Lucky Star]

There was a young man called Tony
Who went for a long ride on a pony.
When his stead lost its way
On its way to The Day

[Eddie Muir]

There was a young man called Tony
Who went for a long ride on a pony.
When his stead lost its way
On its way to The Day
He became incredibly moany.

That's the best I can do!

Another one:

There was a young lady named Anne

[Fiona1986]

There was a young lady named Anne
She was very skilled with a frying-pan

[pete9012S]

There was a young lady named Anne
She was very skilled with a frying-pan
When she made a flan

[Julie2owlsdene]

There was a young lady named Anne
She was very skilled with a frying-pan
When she made a flan with flour and eggs,
Julian couldn't help but eat the dreggs,

[Clopper]

There was a young lady named Anne
She was very skilled with a frying-pan
When she made a flan with flour and eggs,
Julian couldn't help but eat the dreggs,
While dreaming of mums coq au vin.

[Clopper]

Uncle Quentin was feeling quite irritable

[Eddie Muir]

Uncle Quentin was feeling quite irritable
He wished he could feel more agreeable.

[pete9012S]

Uncle Quentin was feeling quite irritable
He wished he could feel more agreeable.
But his poor bunsen burner

[Clopper]

Uncle Quentin was feeling quite irritable
He wished he could feel more agreeable.
But his poor bunsen burner
Just made him feel sterner

[Eddie Muir]

Uncle Quentin was feeling quite irritable
He wished he could feel more agreeable.
But his poor bunsen burner
Just made him feel sterner
How long this would last was debatable!

And the start of another:

There was a young lad called Percy

[Julie2owlsdene]

There was a young lad called Percy
And as he was an engine he'd get rather dirty,

[pete9012S]

There was a young lad called Percy
And as he was an engine he'd get rather dirty,
the grease and the grime