Can We Do a Limerick Together???

[Bertie]

Thanks, Courtenay.

In a mountain there lived a strange king,

[Boatbuilder]

In a mountain there lived a strange king,
Who didn't know how to sing.

[Viv of Ginger Pop]

In a mountain there lived a strange king,
Who didn't know how to sing.
So he tried "Doe, a deer"

[Boatbuilder]

In a mountain there lived a strange king,
Who didn't know how to sing.
So he tried "Doe, a deer"
But he sounded real queer,

[Boodi 2]

In a mountain there lived a strange king,
Who didn't know how to sing.
So he tried "Doe, a deer"
But he sounded real queer,
Not at all like Frankie or Bing!

[Bertie]

Great finish, Boodi.

When Ern, Sid and Perce set up camp,

[Boodi 2]

When Ern, Sid and Perce set up camp,
The weather became very damp!

[Viv of Ginger Pop]

When Ern, Sid and Perce set up camp,
The weather became very damp!
Their fire wouldn't light

[Bertie]

When Ern, Sid and Perce set up camp,
The weather became very damp!
Their fire wouldn't light,
And they all got a fright,

[Courtenay]

When Ern, Sid and Perce set up camp,
The weather became very damp!
Their fire wouldn't light,
And they all got a fright,
When they saw Goon disguised as a tramp.

[Bertie]

Great finish, Courtenay.
I was expecting Goon to maybe feature in the fright, but hadn't thought of the tramp rhyme.

Peter and Barbara went on a date,

[Boodi 2]

Peter and Barbara went on a date,
Not returning until dreadfully late!

[Viv of Ginger Pop]

Peter and Barbara went on a date,
Not returning until dreadfully late!
They'd got stuck in a lift

[Boodi 2]

Peter and Barbara went on a date,
Not returning until dreadfully late!
They'd got stuck in a lift
Which refused to shift

[Boatbuilder]

Peter and Barbara went on a date,
Not returning until dreadfully late!
They'd got stuck in a lift
Which refused to shift
And almost determined their fate.