Can We Do a Limerick Together???

[Clopper]

" Clear 'orf! " said Mr Goon.

[Lucky Star]

" Clear 'orf! " said Mr Goon.
"And do it very soon"

[Anita Bensoussane]

There was a baker named Twit
Whose cousin just liked to knit
She got in a tangle
Needles started to jangle
And she purled a bloomer that fit.

Brilliant last line, Clopper!

[pete9012S]

" Clear 'orf! " said Mr Goon.
"And do it very soon
or i'll kick you so hard

[Clopper]

" Clear 'orf! " said Mr Goon.
"And do it very soon
or i'll kick you so hard
That your spine will be jarred

[Anita Bensoussane]

"Clear 'orf!" said Mr Goon.
"And do it very soon
Or I'll kick you so hard
That your spine will be jarred
And you won't walk again until June!"

Next one:

There once was a stallion named Clopper

[Lucky Star]

There once was a stallion named Clopper
Who fancied himself in a Topper

[Clopper]

There once was a stallion named Clopper
Who fancied himself in a Topper
But his legs at the back

[pete9012S]

There once was a stallion named Clopper
Who fancied himself in a Topper
But his legs at the back
controlled by big Jack

[Fiona1986]

There once was a stallion named Clopper
Who fancied himself in a Topper
But his legs at the back
controlled by big Jack
Always ended up a flopper

[Eddie Muir]

There once was a stallion named Clopper
Who fancied himself in a Topper
But his legs at the back
controlled by big Jack
Collapsed and he came a terrible cropper!

And another starter:

There was a lovable rogue called Jim

[shadow]

There was a lovable rogue called Jim
Fell in love with a girl called Kim

[sixret]

There was a lovable rogue called Jim
Fell in love with a girl called Kim
Who has a big round belly

[Clopper]

There was a lovable rogue called Jim
Fell in love with a girl called Kim
Who has a big round belly
That wobbles like jelly

[Moonraker]

There was a lovable rogue called Jim
Fell in love with a girl called Kim
Who has a big round belly
That wobbles like jelly
But still manages to satisy him