Can We Do a Limerick Together???

[Clopper]

There was a young lad called Percy
And as he was an engine he'd get rather dirty,
the grease and the grime
And the ravages of Time

[Daisy]

There was a young lad called Percy
And as he was an engine he'd get rather dirty,
the grease and the grime
And the ravages of Time
Meant he never could get very flirty.

[Clopper]

How about this one?

There was a young fellow called Sooty

[Lucky Star]

There was a young fellow called Sooty
Who lived in a place with much Booty

[Daisy]

There was a young fellow called Sooty
Who lived in a place with much Booty
With dank marshes around

[Julie2owlsdene]

There was a young fellow called Sooty
Who lived in a place with much Booty
With dank marshes around
You could easily sink beneath the ground

[Clopper]

There was a young fellow called Sooty
Who lived in a place with much Booty
With dank marshes around
You could easily sink beneath the ground
While admiring the natural beauty.

[pete9012S]

There was a young dude called 'Snubby'

[Clopper]

There was a young dude called 'Snubby'
His appearance was often quite grubby

[Lucky Star]

There was a young dude called 'Snubby'
His appearance was often quite grubby
He played on the zither

[Anita Bensoussane]

There was a young dude called 'Snubby'
His appearance was often quite grubby
He played on the zither
But got all of a dither

[Eddie Muir]

There was a young dude called 'Snubby'
His appearance was often quite grubby
He played on the zither
But got all of a dither
And ended up decidedly blubby!

The start of another:

There was a young lady named Rita

[Moonraker]

There was a young lady named Rita
Who sat too close to a heater

[Anita Bensoussane]

There was a young lady named Rita
Who sat too close to a heater
She started to melt

[Lucky Star]

There was a young lady named Rita
Who sat too close to a heater
She started to melt
So she took off her belt