Oh dear, that reminds me of one of those terrible blonde jokes, in this case an excerpt from a blonde's diary:
"Finished jigsaw puzzle. Only took me 6 months! Box said '3-4 years'!!"
(DISCLAIMER: I'm blonde. And a dab hand at jigsaw puzzles, too. )
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)