20 Most Cheesy Songs of All Time

[Timmy254]

1. Save Your Kisses For Me : Brotherhood of Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bKAPVpA46o" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

2. Una Paloma Blanca, George Baker Selection

3. Save Your Love, Renee and Renato

4. Agadoo : Black Lace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

5. Disco Duck, Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc5d01_riBo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Another cheesy song:
6. Barbie Girl, Aqua
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dGcYH6Fwj8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[peppermint peppy]

Folks,
here is the absolutely junk. More cheesy is impossible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd12hR68sWM&NR=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[pete9012S]

Folks,
here is the absolutely junk. More cheesy is impossible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd12hR68sWM&NR=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Yes Indeed! watching your choice,for as long as I could bear,the following image sprang into my mind!!...............


http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur ... s%3Disch:1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Regards
Pete

[peppermint peppy]

Your choice is eatable at least. But very expensive.

[mike90125]

Crazy Frog Song -Rin Din Dang

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X86HsD-O15Q" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[pete9012S]

1.Save Your Kisses For Me : Brotherhood of Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bKAPVpA46o" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

2. Una Paloma Blanca, George Baker Selection

3. Save Your Love, Renee and Renato

4. Agadoo : Black Lace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

5. Disco Duck, Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc5d01_riBo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Another cheesy song:
6. Barbie Girl, Aqua
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dGcYH6Fwj8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

7.Folks

here is the absolutely junk. More cheesy is impossible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd12hR68sWM&NR=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


8. Crazy Frog Song -Rin Din Dang

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X86HsD-O15Q" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


This list is starting to look like my wifes cousin Kieths best ever car tape!, & I bet a LOT of money has been made by the perpetraitors of these howlers!

[Anita Bensoussane]

I'd never heard of Disco Duck, the Crazy Frog Song or the Gummi Bears song ("Nookie, nookie, nookie/Sweeter than a cookie"!!!) before. I obviously haven't missed much!

[Eddie Muir]

I found a wonderful double CD in a charity shop just recently, entitled Chegger's Choice: the Worst Album on the Planet. It is absolutely naff, but interesting!! It cost me 75p. The track listing is as follows:

Disc: 1
1. Joe Dolce - Saddup You Face
2. Tweets - The Birdie Song
3. Black Lace - Agadoo
4. Chicory Tip - Son of My Father
5. Paper Lace - Billy Don't Be A Hero
6. Lieutenant Pigeon - Mouldy Dough
7. Jonathan King - Una Paloma Blanca
8. Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots - Disco Duck
9. The Scaffold - Lily The Pink
10. Middle of The Road - Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep
11. Clodagh Rodgers - Jack In the Box
12. Buck's Fizz - Making Your Mind Up
13. Gary Glitter - I'm The Leader of The Gang (I Am)
14. Tight Fit - The Lion Sleeps Tonight
15. Damian - Time Warp
16. Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
17. Los Del Rio - Macarena
18. Sinitta - So Macho
19. Sam Fox - Touch Me (I Want Your Body)
20. The Nolans - I'm In The Mood For Dancing
Disc: 2
1. Keith Harris - Orville's Song
2. Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)
3. Rolf Harris - Two Little Boys
4. St Winnifrieds School Choir - There's No-one Quite Like Grandma
5. Clive Dunn - Grandad
6. Goombay Dance Band - Seven Tears
7. Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Tulips With Me
8. The Wurzels - Combine Harvester
9. Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby
10. Kenny Everett - Snot Rap
11. Gay Gordon & The Mince Pies - The Essential Wally Party Medley
12. St Cecilia - Leap Up and Down (Wave Your Knickers In the Air)
13. The Krankies - We're Going To Spain
14. Piglets - Johnny Reggae
15. Maguerita Pracatan - Hello
16. Starturn On 45 pints - Pump Up The Bitter
17. The Dubliners - Seven Drunken Nights
18. Anita Dobson - Anyone Can Fall In Love
19. Patrick McNee / Honor Blackman - Kinky Boots
20. Esther and Abi Ofarim - Cinderella Rockerfella

You will no doubt agree that the collection is aptly named!

[pete9012S]

I found a wonderful double CD in a charity shop just recently, entitled Chegger's Choice: the Worst Album on the Planet. It is absolutely naff, but interesting!! It cost me 75p. The track listing is as follows:



You will no doubt agree that the collection is aptly named!

Hey Eddie,why dont you stick it on Ebay,describe it as 'Personally Signed by Eddie Muir'!,and watch the bids FLOOD IN!

[Eddie Muir]

Hey Eddie,why dont you stick it on Ebay,describe it as 'Personally Signed by Eddie Muir'!,and watch the bids FLOOD IN!

Now why didn't I think of that?

[Timmy254]

I'd love to listen to that CD, Eddie! Maybe I would even bid for it on Ebay...

9. Mama, Spice Girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsoDvzqQHxs" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[pete9012S]

Hey Eddie,why dont you stick it on Ebay,describe it as 'Personally Signed by Eddie Muir'!,and watch the bids FLOOD IN!

Now why didn't I think of that?

Eddie,(in best Chris Tarrant voice),I think we could get you up to £750...just have it signed by all the Enid Blyton forum members!


By the way Eddie ,it looks like you got yourself a bargain!.....

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cheggers-Choice ... B00002MSUU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


ps
Timmy254,im not very observant ,but is that a new avatar youre sporting there?

[Eddie Muir]

By the way Eddie ,it looks like you got yourself a bargain!.....

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cheggers-Choice" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ... B00002MSUU

It seems as if I did, Pete. It never occurred to me to check prices for this collection on the internet. I'm surprised that it costs so much. After all, apart from one or two tracks (I quite like the Rolf Harris and Benny Hill songs), it is utter rubbish. Perhaps the most bizarre track is Tiptoe Through the Tulips With Me by Tiny Tim, which is so bad that you have to keep playing it to make sure you're not hearing things!! He didn't have a hit with this recording, but he did dent the charts in 1969 with a version of Jerry Lee Lewis's classic, Great Balls of Fire!

Listen to it for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-bMkCxbSxk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Great Balls of Fire was also recorded by Mae West in the early 1970s: another curious recording:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QL_hCuK2u4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Eddie Muir]

From cheesy to classic. In contrast to the the versions by Tiny Tim and Mae West, listen to Jerry Lee Lewis's original 1957 No 1 version of Great Balls of Fire - one of the greatest rock'n'roll records ever made:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IjgZGhHrYY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[pete9012S]

Thanks for the links Eddie,some very different renditions there!

When I think of Tiny Tim,I always think of him singing 'Nowhere Man' in his unique fashion on the Beatles 1968 Xmas Message to their fans....

Im sure you will have already heard it, knowing your encyclopedic knowledge of all things Rock/Cheese/Alternative music forms.......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbrNp18MIV4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Separated at birth........................?

Tiny Tim........



Russ Noble..............................






What do you think?
regards
Pete