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- Courtenay
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
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It's about the only thing that might make me consider supporting him...
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
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There was a chess convention and tournament in a fancy hotel in December, some of the participants were talking of their chess exploits. They were in the middle of the hotels main large front area, after a while the manager came over to them and asked them to disperse. One of the players asked why to which the manager replied, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer".
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- Courtenay
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Groan In return for that one...
A woman I know was spending Christmas with her Russian boyfriend, Rudolph. On Christmas morning she got up, looked out of the window and exclaimed about what a sunny day it was.
"No, no, it's going to rain," her boyfriend replied from the bed, without even looking.
"How can you be so sure? It looks beautiful out there to me!"
"No, no. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
A woman I know was spending Christmas with her Russian boyfriend, Rudolph. On Christmas morning she got up, looked out of the window and exclaimed about what a sunny day it was.
"No, no, it's going to rain," her boyfriend replied from the bed, without even looking.
"How can you be so sure? It looks beautiful out there to me!"
"No, no. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
- pete9012S
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Great last two jokes there!
" A kind heart always brings its own reward," said Mrs. Lee.
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Pete, just out of curiosity, which software do you use to edit photos, pictures etc.?
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- pete9012S
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Would you believe I still use Microsoft Paint to edit,resize,adjust,crop pics etc even though Microsoft are trying to foist Paint 3D on me!
" A kind heart always brings its own reward," said Mrs. Lee.
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