Jokes

[Jack400]

Yes and me too.

[pete9012S]

Sir, Sir, why do chemists like nitrates so much...
They’re cheaper than day rates!

[Anita Bensoussane]

[dsr]

Two windmills standing in a field. One says to the other, "What's your favourite type of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."

[pete9012S]

[Barnard]

One of my friends went to live in Switzerland.
I asked him, “why did you want to live in Switzerland?”
He said, “well, their flag was a big plus.”

[Anita Bensoussane]

Good jokes, Dsr and Barnard - though the English flag could also be said to be "a big plus"!

[Jack400]

They were looking for "X" when I was in school - surely it's time to give up?

[Courtenay]

Ha ha — that reminds me of this one that I saw recently...

[pete9012S]

The Secret Seven reach Peterswood to become part of The Secret Twelve Find-Outers & Two Dogs'..

[Courtenay]

Great idea, Pete — but can you imagine the leadership showdown between Peter and Fatty?!

[Wolfgang]

I suppose after some time Peter would happily become Fatty's sidekick.

[pete9012S]

[Courtenay]

The above is clearly American, judging from the spelling of "humor" — and I'd like to know exactly why "Aussie humor [sic]" is placed at the bottom. Ours is in fact very nearly as sophisticated as that of the British, from whom we gained much of it. But that's a point that may easily be lost on Americans, of course.

(Of course, it could be that the Aussies are at the bottom in boats because they're trying to get away from the whole thing. )

[Wolfgang]

I suppose the creator of this illustration doesn't understand Australians' humour and put it therefore at the bottom - or rather plunged it into the sea.