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- Courtenay
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I didn't have any cream teas last time I was there, but if I did, it would be jam first, of course — I wouldn't want my Cornish ancestors rolling in their graves, after all. (But if I had a cream tea in Devon, I would probably put the cream on first, so as not to be provocative in front of the locals. When in Rome, and all that... )
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
- Anita Bensoussane
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"Heyho for a starry night and a heathery bed!" - Jack, The Secret Island.
"There is no bond like the bond of having read and liked the same books."
- E. Nesbit, The Wonderful Garden.
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"There is no bond like the bond of having read and liked the same books."
- E. Nesbit, The Wonderful Garden.
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I was going to post this in the 'Collections' topic but changed my mind.
I saw this on the side of our refuse collection vehicle on Thursday, but when I went to Barclays with a bag full of bottles on Friday, they told me they only collect money.
I saw this on the side of our refuse collection vehicle on Thursday, but when I went to Barclays with a bag full of bottles on Friday, they told me they only collect money.
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- Courtenay
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
- Lucky Star
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Groan.
"What a lot of trouble one avoids if one refuses to have anything to do with the common herd. To have no job, to devote ones life to literature, is the most wonderful thing in the world. - Cicero
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- Courtenay
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My local bookshop is having a sale — 1/3 off all titles. I've just bought The Lion, the Witch.
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
- Courtenay
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Oh groan... that's got to be related to this one:
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar!
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar!
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
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Breaking news!
A pantomime dame was attacked on stage last night.
A police spokesman later said, 'to be fair the audience did try to warn him’.
A pantomime dame was attacked on stage last night.
A police spokesman later said, 'to be fair the audience did try to warn him’.
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- Courtenay
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Oh no they didn't...
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
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Oh yes THEY DID!!!!
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