I have to say that I am not all that keen on the fireworks, but Happy New Year to all (apart from cats ).

Moonraker wrote:Yes, I can't really believe that Bobs went into the house and had a conversation with Enid about his tail!

Are you trying to say that dogs can't talk, Mr Moonraker! Next you will be saying that dogs can't type!!

Pork , bacon or ham is very dangerous for health as Pigs diet is mud and other dirty things that they eat! Nothing wrong with a bit of good healthy dirt, dear. I dig up bones that |'ve buried all the time and I find a bit of dirt adds to the flavour! I'm actually quite partial to a nice bit of cris...

Ah, maybe that's why the guest house owner at Polseath "lied" (even if indeed, he did) about being full-up. They probably didn't want three unsupervised kids and a dog to look after. I have to take issue with this statement! The three unsupervised kids didn't actually own a dog - much to ...

Come on people get your dates straight! They tell me that some dude wrote a book called The Cat in the Hat, but I can think of a much better title than that!!

Hello again, Sue - You didn't expect to see me here did you and I'm wearing my best hat!

Not if I stop him it won't!

Tony Summerfield wrote:I appear in House-at-the-Corner, where Tony's main aim in life is to play tricks on people!

Big deal, I have a whole series named after me!!

Aurélien wrote:Fireworks are only on sale to the general public for a short period of time each year, but *sigh* crackers now terrify sensitive household pets.

You are so right, I hate the noises that the horrible things make and I am ashamed to say that even at my age, I sit and tremble for hours!

Ming wrote:I personally think some animals are far more intelligent than humans.

I totally agree! What a sensible girl you are, Ming - such a wise statement to start the new year with!

Hey guys, I seem to be getting a fan club here! Don't think I like the title for my autobiography though - I am sure I can come up with something more snappy than that.

And forget the bones for payment, I am quite happy with sausages!

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h50/blysoc/KeithTonyAnitaPicnicGardenMay05039.jpg That's me, being lectured by Keith, Anita and Tony about how to answer on the Message Board. Rabbiting on when I know it all already and would much rather get on with the picnic! Big yawn!! :roll: Hey, we're in the ...

By the way, who is Barney supposed to be? I'm Barney. I have been a member of the forums for quite a while now, but I have never got round to posting, I suppose that makes me a lurker. I was pleased to be asked to add my comments to the message board as I would like to be able to contribute somethi...