Ming wrote:Tinker! Is your alter ego, Constable Sharp, back too?!

By the way, you never replied to my PM! Don't worry - I did forgive you then!

I am the one that should be sorry Ming.

Almas wrote:Not intending to be nosey, but do you mind if I aask that what kind of charity work did you do in Sudan, Tinker?

I would love to know!

I was giving people medication.

Hello ladies and gentlemen sorry I have not been on for a few months I been doing charity work in Sudan.

Sadly no he died in the 1970's of a heart attack, and anyway even if he where alive he would not be able to see it for as he got older he gore and more blind. Perhaps you can do it for me then? Obviously, you being the son of a Math whizz should be able to do it... Amazingly I am better at writing ...

Golly! If he's good in equations he must be good in other maths as well, can he solve this for me? I made a mistake in this in my exams.....:cry: http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/Ming_017/maths.jpg Sadly no he died in the 1970's of a heart attack, and anyway even if he where alive he would n...

I was just wondering if Tinker's father ever feels like a bit of a drip? Tinker, is your father a poet, like Fatty? If so, does he spout or gush when he recites his portry? Or is he more like Ern, and the portry just trickles out? Hmm, I think this thread runs a risk of being saturated with wet jok...

The BB Code is the code you have been using to quote the messages. There are other tags as well. Check your profile. There is an option "Always Allow BB Code - yes or no". No must be selected in yours, change it to yes, and beside the space where you write the signature, thre is a "B...

Ming wrote:Call PC Goon. :lol: :lol: :lol:

PC Goon will not help he would not be able to explain it to me.

Kirrin wrote:Hi moonraker!
we have moved house which took a lot of time of 2006 up with doing the garden etc, but its really nice and in the country so we like it!

What does it look like?

Tony Summerfield wrote:I hope no-one turns the water on!!

What do you mean ?

Constable Sharp wrote:

lenoir wrote:Nice little anecdote there, PC Sharp. Typical of what happens in a small village, I suppose.
The things the police are asked to do beyond the call of duty always makes a good story.

Thanks lad.

Who do you mean?

Moose wrote:Dick. I find George a bit irritating (sorry George ).

Dick or Big Ears?

I would have to say Dick,I find Big Ears to babyish.

Timmy or Mischief.

My school banned Enid Blytons. Apparently they 'withheld a child's development'. Apart from the last inspiration above, which I guess they had to pretend not to approve of (though I caught them laughing), I would like to challenge my old teachers as to how........ How sad that your school banned En...

moonraker wrote:This has led me to ask, is Old Bourney still with us?

Not sure.

Moose wrote:LOL well you're a bit young for it . But it's actually quite common these days. Two people on the forum on which I met Antti have actually since got married which is pretty cool.

I think the old-fashioned way is still the best way to go.