Snubby’s imagin’ry drum,
Made everyone else start to hum

When Timmy and Buster swapped books,
They gave each other odd looks.
They were both in the stories,
Which were about the Tories,
Who were hidden in different nooks.

When Timmy and Buster swapped books,
They gave each other odd looks.
They were both in the stories,

Julian flashed his torch round the cave,
to reveal the remains of a rave,
Anne was high as a kite,
And it gave her a fright,
To see George and Tim having a shave.

Ironically Jimmy Justice died last year, but it wasn't mentioned in any of the mainstream media (as far as I know). Rather cruelly apt. That's strange, as the one source that is normally 'on-the-ball' with updating biographies - Wikipedia - indicates that he is still with us. His wife died in 2017....

I haven’t heard these for many years, until tonight. When My Little Girl is Smiling - Jimmy Justice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0ebwNIYwtM Ain’t That Funny - Jimmy Justice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fzJNWJ97o4 Funny you should mention Jimmy Justice. I've been listening to Ain't That Fu...

When the Kirrin children all first met,
on a day that was rainy and wet!
George's welcome was cold,
She had blankets to fold

Buster and Bingo went out for a run,
and chased a big bunny for fun.
When it ran down a hole,
It signed on the dole
And was later seen eating cream buns.

Buster and Bingo went out for a run,
and chased a big bunny for fun.
When it ran down a hole,
It signed on the dole

When Mr Goon called at Mistletoe Farm,
It seemed all was peaceful and calm.
But on entering a barn,
Took his socks off to darn

When Mr Twiddle went to buy a hat,
He was accompanied by his cat.
Put the cat on his head
Which she scratched till it bled
Then ran off to live with Postman Pat.

When Mr Twiddle went to buy a hat,
He was accompanied by his cat.
Put the cat on his head

While the Five picnicked in a field,
Of blackberries, they found a good yield.
Then Tim chased a rabbit,
His usual habit,
Ending up in Harrow Weald.

When the children went to Spiggy Holes,
Their shoes had black rubber soles,
They rescued a Prince,
Before he was turned into mince,
And put inside fresh buttered rolls.

When Loony stole a brush and a shoe
It led to a hullabaloo
Miss Pepper gave chase
And just to save face
Started chewing up shoes and things too!