The two things that Hurly and Burly missed most when they left Rilloby Fair to join the circus, following Vosta’s arrest, was their green gloves and a pair of underpants.

All the captions were excellent, and it was so difficult to choose just one. So, the top three captions in reverse order are: In third place is Viv: Barney even considered climbing onto the back of the lorry, but that space was already taken In second place is Barnard: “Where did you get that creatu...

Great captions so far, but there's still time for some more before I pick a winner in the next few days.

An invisible thief's going around,
Goon saw a strange mark on the ground,
Then like the thief it disappeared,
And just as he feared,
"That Fat Toad's playing tricks, I'll be bound!"

An invisible thief's going around,
Goon saw a strange mark on the ground,

Thank you so much, Julie, and Pete, and I thoroughly enjoyed reading the other captions too.

It's over to Ring o' Bells for the next caption, which I'll judge in a week or so.

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat”, said Susan, as she observed a shark’s fin under the water behind Mr Potts.

Mr Twiddle enjoyed breaking out into a ‘Bring Me Sunshine’ dance when he thought that no one was looking.

Madame Prunella's performance in The Birds was more Daphne Broon than Tippi Hedren.

Fatty dressed as a telegraph boy,
He saw Goon and shouted out, “oi!”
But when he didn't respond,
And he tried to abscond,
A loose bear chased Goon with joy!

“Ok, ok, I promise never to call you ‘tufty’ ever again, if you promise never to call me ‘tufty’ ever again.”

"Mummy, I love your new green top. It matches the wall, the kitchen surface, and even outside the window."

Thanks everyone for your captions, and it’s time to choose a winner. In reverse order : In third place is Lucky Star Alfredo was irritated. Yet again someone had glued a small boy to his door! In second place is carpediem No opportunity was missed in the search for Barney's father. And the winner is...

A final call for any more captions, and I'll judge in the next few days.

Thank you so much, dsr (and Bertie), there were lots of excellent captions.

Let's go over to Rilloby Fair for the next one, which I'll judge in a week or so.