Jamesieboy wrote:Man walks into pub, orders a pint bar man says "You seem a bit depressed, what's up?" Man says "My wife reversed the car out of the garage", bar man asks "What was wrong with that?" Man replies "Well I reversed it in last night".
Good one!
Glad you liked it Anita
Hickory dickory dock three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one, but the other two got away with minor injuries.
You know I think rivers must have lots of money, they're always running between banks.
The worlds fastest fish, the motor pike.
What 7 letters did the wee boy say when he went to the fridge and found nothing in it? O I C U R M T.
In Glasgow sheriff court today, Irish man up in court for allowing his dog to foul the pavement, when asked if he had anything to say in his defence. He said "Yes your honour I told him to sit, he must have misheard me"
The next case was of a used car dealer accused of clocking his cars, said it couldn't be him as at time of the offence he was over 70,000 miles away in Edinburgh.
I remember once my friends granddad threatened to pass wind, luckily he didn't follow through.
Don't know how this one will translate as it's possibly the Scottish accent that makes it work. Two cows in a field how do you know which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf.