The Enid Blyton Society

Poor Ern stood and shivered with fright
As he waited alone in the night.
It made it's approach,
In a glittering coach,

Poor Ern stood and shivered with fright
As he waited alone in the night.
It made it's approach,
In a glittering coach,
Quite heedless of Ern's dire sad plight.

Good one John.
Another starter:

When Fatty took Buster out walking

When Fatty took Buster out walking
In the dark he heard someone talking,

When Fatty took Buster out walking
In the dark he heard someone talking,
His pricked up his ears,

When Fatty took Buster out walking
In the dark he heard someone talking,
His pricked up his ears,
And stifled his fears,

When Fatty took Buster out walking
In the dark he heard someone talking,
His pricked up his ears,
And stifled his fears,
And after the voice he went stalking...

(Does anyone want to continue the story in the next limerick? )

Ahead of him, waiting in hiding,

Ahead of him, waiting in hiding,
Lay Goon, his time he was biding,

Ahead of him, waiting in hiding,
Lay Goon, his time he was biding,
Then a man from the Pru,

Ahead of him, waiting in hiding,
Lay Goon, his time he was biding,
Then a man from the Pru,
Said softly,"how do you do?"

Ahead of him, waiting in hiding,
Lay Goon, his time he was biding,
Then a man from the Pru,
Said softly,"how do you do?"
"Have you seen my lost horse I was riding?"

next:

When Lady Gaga caught first sight of Goon,

When Lady Gaga caught first sight of Goon,
His manly figure and looks made her swoon,

When Lady Gaga caught first sight of Goon,
His manly figure and looks made her swoon,
The he sang her a song,