The Enid Blyton Society

When Jack started playing the fool,
He slipped as he danced by the pool.

When Jack started playing the fool,
He slipped as he danced by the pool.
"Police!" Kiki squawked,

When Jack started playing the fool,
He slipped as he danced by the pool.
"Police!" Kiki squawked,
While everyone talked,

When Jack started playing the fool,
He slipped as he danced by the pool.
"Police!" Kiki squawked,
While everyone talked,
Saying, "look at that - his act sure is cool!"

Another starter:

As Anne climbed slowly up the hill,

As Anne climbed slowly up the hill,
She saw something which gave her a thrill,

As Anne climbed slowly up the hill,
She saw something which gave her a thrill,
Enid Blyton lay there,

As Anne climbed slowly up the hill,
She saw something which gave her a thrill,
Enid Blyton lay there,
Eating a juicy red pear,

As Anne climbed slowly up the hill,
She saw something which gave her a thrill,
Enid Blyton lay there,
Eating a juicy red pear,
Sunbathing nude on the banks of a rill.

What would Julian say?

New one:

When Jack said he'd seen a Great Auk

When Jack said he'd seen a Great Auk
It caused lots of excitable talk,

When Jack said he'd seen a Great Auk
It caused lots of excitable talk,
To see such a rare bird,

When Jack said he'd seen a Great Auk
It caused lots of excitable talk,
To see such a rare bird,
Was plainly absurd,

When Jack said he'd seen a Great Auk
It caused lots of excitable talk,
To see such a rare bird,
Was plainly absurd,
Perhaps he’d seen a white stork!

Here’s another starter:

Snubby walked down to the beach,