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Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 13 Oct 2017, 01:49
by snugglepot
When poor Bets was sick in her bed,
Nose running and poor aching head...
And an annoying cough,
Which she couldn't shake off,
How she wished she was healthy instead.

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 13 Oct 2017, 01:59
by Rob Houghton
Brilliant limerick all round! :lol:

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 13 Oct 2017, 10:08
by Eddie Muir
A new one:

A precocious young lad named Dan,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 13 Oct 2017, 10:32
by Daisy
A precocious young lad named Dan,
Decided to make a fruit flan.

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 13 Oct 2017, 21:34
by Eddie Muir
A precocious young lad named Dan,
Decided to make a fruit flan.
With peaches and pears,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 13 Oct 2017, 23:43
by Rob Houghton
A precocious young lad named Dan,
Decided to make a fruit flan.
With peaches and pears,
And some fruit Gummy Bears,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 14 Oct 2017, 00:06
by snugglepot
A precocious young lad named Dan,
Decided to make a fruit flan.
With peaches and pears,
And some fruit Gummy Bears,
Plus pineapple out of a can.

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 14 Oct 2017, 09:27
by Eddie Muir
Another new one:

There was a young girl called Jenny,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 14 Oct 2017, 10:20
by Domino
There was a young girl called Jenny,
Whose virtues were varied and many.

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 14 Oct 2017, 10:55
by Rob Houghton
Domino wrote:There was a young girl called Jenny,
Whose virtues were varied and many.

This is a song, from a 1940's show/movie called 'Lady in the dark -


There once was a girl named Jenny,
Whose virtues were varied and many,
Excepting that she was inclined,
Always to make up her mind,
This story proves a moral,
With which you cannot quarrel,
As you will find... etc etc ;-)



Anyway - back to the limerick! -

There once was a girl named Jenny,
Whose virtues were varied and many,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 14 Oct 2017, 12:57
by Daisy
There once was a girl named Jenny,
Whose virtues were varied and many,
But one thing she lacked,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 14 Oct 2017, 13:04
by Rob Houghton
There once was a girl named Jenny,
Whose virtues were varied and many,
But one thing she lacked,
I know for a fact,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 14 Oct 2017, 21:25
by Eddie Muir
There once was a girl named Jenny,
Whose virtues were varied and many,
But one thing she lacked,
I know for a fact,
She had no money - not a penny!

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 14 Oct 2017, 21:26
by Eddie Muir
And another:

There was an old man called Jack,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 14 Oct 2017, 21:35
by Daisy
There was an old man called Jack,
Who had a big mole on his back.