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Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 17 May 2017, 09:03
by Eddie Muir
Here's another :

When poor Bets had a terrible cold,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 17 May 2017, 09:14
by Daisy
When poor Bets had a terrible cold,
Her mum said, "now do as you're told"

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 17 May 2017, 10:14
by snugglepot
When poor Bets had a terrible cold,
Her mum said, "now do as you're told"
"Keep warm, stay in bed,"

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 17 May 2017, 11:35
by Rob Houghton
Courtenay wrote:As along the road he did trudge,
Young Snubby was gorging on fudge,
"I'm famished" said Ju,
"Need something to chew,"
And gave Snubby a huge knock-out nudge!

(Poor Julian, first we've had him swearing, and now committing violent assault... I'm not sure how he ended up in the same limerick as Snubby, either, but never mind! :lol: :wink: )
Well, I thought the first line was a totally different limerick...didn't realise John was carrying on, so I introduced Snubby!! :oops:

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 18 May 2017, 09:14
by Lucky Star
When poor Bets had a terrible cold,
Her mum said, "now do as you're told"
"Keep warm, stay in bed,"
"Put this cloth on your head",

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 18 May 2017, 11:29
by Rob Houghton
When poor Bets had a terrible cold,
Her mum said, "now do as you're told"
"Keep warm, stay in bed,"
"Put this cloth on your head",
And eat plenty of Chocolate Mould :-D

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 18 May 2017, 12:58
by Courtenay
:lol: Sounds like the perfect treatment to me. 8)

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 18 May 2017, 14:30
by Rob Houghton
Me too - except I'd rather have 'strawberry mould' if there is some, please! ;-)

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 18 May 2017, 15:06
by Eddie Muir
And another:

When the Five went to the fair,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 18 May 2017, 15:12
by Rob Houghton
When the Five went to the fair,
A bearded lady was there,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 19 May 2017, 07:20
by Eddie Muir
When the Five went to the fair,
A bearded lady was there,
Inside a large tent,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 19 May 2017, 09:05
by snugglepot
When the Five went to the fair,
A bearded lady was there,
Inside a large tent,
After money was spent,

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 19 May 2017, 10:02
by Lucky Star
When the Five went to the fair,
A bearded lady was there,
Inside a large tent,
After money was spent,
They all got a souvenir hair.

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 19 May 2017, 12:58
by Courtenay
:lol: Nice one, everyone, especially the ending from Lucky Star. I was thinking of putting in a line about it being Fatty in disguise, but figured it was meant to be the Five as in Famous, not as in Find-Outers! :wink:

Re: Can We Do a Limerick Together???

Posted: 19 May 2017, 14:11
by Rob Houghton
lol - great last line! :-D