Can We Do a Limerick Together???

[Rob Houghton]

and that was the end of him! lol!

[Eddie Muir]

A new one:

A young robin sat upon my fence,

[Daisy]

A young robin sat upon my fence,
The wingspan was somewhat immense

[Eddie Muir]

A young robin sat upon my fence,
The wingspan was somewhat immense
Its breast was bright red,

[Daisy]

A young robin sat upon my fence,
The wingspan was somewhat immense
Its breast was bright red,
And as for its head...

[snugglepot]

A young robin sat upon my fence,
The wingspan was somewhat immense
Its breast was bright red,
And as for its head...
The muscles were strained and quite tense.

[Lucky Star]

When Dick sat down to a meal,

[snugglepot]

When Dick sat down to a meal,
He wanted escalope of veal,

[Anita Bensoussane]

When Dick sat down to a meal,
He wanted escalope of veal,
But the waitress said, "Lawks!

(I haven't closed the speech marks because she might carry on speaking.)

[Eddie Muir]

When Dick sat down to a meal,
He wanted escalope of veal,
But the waitress said, "Lawks!
Do you want two forks?”


Sorry, I couldn’t find another word to rhyme with Lawks. In fact, I’m not absolutely sure of the pronunciation on the word.

[Daisy]

When Dick sat down to a meal,
He wanted escalope of veal,
But the waitress said, "Lawks!
Do you want two forks?”
He just grinned and said "It's no big deal."

[Eddie Muir]

A new one:

A sad young man by the name of Billy,

[Daisy]

A sad young man by the name of Billy,
Often did things which were silly.

[Eddie Muir]

A sad young man by the name of Billy,
Often did things which were silly.
Like bunking off school,

[Daisy]

A sad young man by the name of Billy,
Often did things which were silly.
Like bunking off school -
Sure breaking a rule!