Can We Do a Limerick Together???

[Lucky Star]

When Ern went to the river to fish,
To catch a large Trout was his wish,
But he was out of luck,
Then he saw a large duck,
And thought " that would look nice in my dish".

[Daisy]

Great last line John!

[Eddie Muir]

Superb, John.

[Lucky Star]

Thank you both.

So a trap he attempted to set,

[snugglepot]

So a trap he attempted to set,
So that large duck he could try and get.

[Daisy]

So a trap he attempted to set,
So that large duck he could try and get.
But alas for poor Ern,

[Lucky Star]

So a trap he attempted to set,
So that large duck he could try and get.
But alas for poor Ern,
He must really learn,

[Eddie Muir]

So a trap he attempted to set,
So that large duck he could try and get.
But alas for poor Ern,
He must really learn,
You can't catch a duck with a small net!

[Eddie Muir]

Another starter:

There once was a girl called Jane,

[snugglepot]

There once was a girl called Jane,
Who was too scared to fly in a plane.

[Daisy]

There once was a girl called Jane,
Who was too scared to fly in a plane.
She shivered and shook

[Eddie Muir]

There once was a girl called Jane,
Who was too scared to fly in a plane.
She shivered and shook
And screamed gobbledygook,

[Daisy]

There once was a girl called Jane,
Who was too scared to fly in a plane.
She shivered and shook
And screamed gobbledygook,
Driving everyone else quite insane!

[Eddie Muir]

And another:

When Fatty put on a false beard,

[Courtenay]

When Fatty put on a false beard,
Bets thought that he looked really weird.


("queer", actually, but that wouldn't rhyme )