Can We Do a Limerick Together???

[Daisy]

Old Clear Orf he looked in his shed,
Expecting to see the cat's bed,

[snugglepot]

Old Clear Orf he looked in his shed,
Expecting to see the cat's bed,
But the bed was not there,

[Lucky Star]

Old Clear Orf he looked in his shed,
Expecting to see the cat's bed,
But the bed was not there,
In it's place lay a bear

[Moonraker]

Old Clear Orf he looked in his shed,
Expecting to see the cat's bed,
But the bed was not there,
In it's place lay a bear
Who bit off poor Clear-Orf's big head!

[Courtenay]

[Rob Houghton]

"And wasn't that a shame for poor old Clear orf, children? What's that Nigel? 'no it wasn't a shame'? - well, really, Nigel - I think you're being very hard on poor Mr Policeman, isn't he, children? What? Oh - Nigel - please - Don't do that!"

[Courtenay]

I didn't know Nigel was in Joyce Grenfell's Nursery School.

[Julie2owlsdene]

Now that old Clear Orf has got no head

[Courtenay]

Now that old Clear Orf has got no head
Mr Plod's on his beat instead.

[Julie2owlsdene]

Now that old Clear Orf has got no head
Mr Plod's on his beat instead.
Buster is now confused

[Daisy]

Now that old Clear Orf has got no head
Mr Plod's on his beat instead.
Buster is now confused
In fact completely bemused

[Lucky Star]

Now that old Clear Orf has got no head
Mr Plod's on his beat instead.
Buster is now confused
In fact completely bemused
He can't believe those ankles are dead

[Courtenay]

Oh dear... great last line, Lucky Star.

[Julie2owlsdene]

Brilliant John.

[Eddie Muir]

Yes! Great final line, John.