Anita Bensoussane wrote:Just for fun, I thought I'd have a go at rewriting the first verse from a modern perspective. If anyone wants to do the same for the other verses, feel free:
On Amazon and similar sites are many 'must-have' things,
Ipads, ipods, game consoles; a robot dog that sings,
And lots and lots of Hatchimals - and Haribos to chew,
And Lego bricks and Gucci bags, and 'adult' Blytons too!
Rob Houghton wrote:There's mistletoe and holly, made of plastic, everywhere,
And Poundland decorations swinging in the air,
Everything's exciting - all those adverts on TV
And our house is piled with Christmas lights, as garish as can be!
From Aldi we bought puddings, and economy mince-pies,
And all the sweets and chocolates - well, I can't believe my eyes!
Sometimes when mum's not looking, and nobody's about
I get my advent calendar and take the chocolates out.
Absolutely marvellous Anita and Rob!
I can't leave a poem unfinished, so here's my attempt at the last three verses:
No need to watch for postmen as I can look online
To track the parcel's progress and exact delivery time
Mum says if it doesn't come no need for dismay
Amazon do shipping almost up to Christmas Day
We've put the decorations up, the house is all aglow
A six foot Santa in the yard and windows with fake snow
In the corner is our colour changing fibre optic tree
I can control it with an app I got off google play for free
I forget what it's really all about, it doesn't cross my mind
The baby in the manger has now long been left behind
I'm sure he must be very happy the world's forgot his birth
And use his day instead for commercial monetary worth.