Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

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Lines you would never hear in Enid Blyton!

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Following the popular format from Mock The Week.Can you think of any??? :D

'Another Macaroon,Fatty?' said Bets. No thank you,one's enough for me!'said Fatty...
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:lol: As if that would ever happen!!

What about something like,

Oh Alicia, when will you stop playing all these icked tricks! said June.
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"Gosh, you children are certainly very clever and helpful. Thanks awfully for solving that mystery for me!" said PC Goon.
"It's the ash! It's falling!" yelled Julian, almost startling Dick out of his wits...
"Listen to its terrible groans and creaks!" yelled Julian, almost beside himself with impatience.


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"I wish Timmy had a pedigree" sighed George.
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"I say, I think there's something strange going on here" said Julian. "We'd better report it to the police and then get home to safety" replied Dick. "Oh yes," said George, "I'm a bit afraid".

OR

"I just love being a girl" - George.
"It's the ash! It's falling!" yelled Julian, almost startling Dick out of his wits...
"Listen to its terrible groans and creaks!" yelled Julian, almost beside himself with impatience.


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"Come on, Mum has got burger and chips prepared and we're going to watch The X Factor while eating!"
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Good one, 7up! :lol:

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I wish there was a like button on the forums right now! :lol:
"It's the ash! It's falling!" yelled Julian, almost startling Dick out of his wits...
"Listen to its terrible groans and creaks!" yelled Julian, almost beside himself with impatience.


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"Don't be upset, Bets"", said Inspector Jenks, It's natural that the older children will not include you in all their activities. "
"I find my pipe relaxing at times like this - here have a drag".

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"Don't be silly" said Julian "Of course, Ann should be the one to follow the suspect".
"We had better stay in Kirrin Island and wait for her return".
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"Here, children, why don't you amuse yourself with these musical instruments while I do some work" said Uncle Quentin.
"It's the ash! It's falling!" yelled Julian, almost startling Dick out of his wits...
"Listen to its terrible groans and creaks!" yelled Julian, almost beside himself with impatience.


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"I'm sorry Aunt Fanny" said Dick. "I don't want any food as I am on a diet".
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"Miaow" said Timmy!
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"Look at my pet slug, Peter". "Isn't it cuddly".
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