The Enid Blyton Society

Ah, the great British ritual of the sacred leaf infusion. Good one, Pete.

(I can see that earlier picture again now too — the Five Run Away Together send-up — so it must have just been a temporary glitch.)

Brilliant Pete

Your a photoshop genius

I have just read all 78 pages, some very good jokes. A bit sad to see that my favourite book (after Enid Blyton ones) was missed

"The Haunted House" by Hugo First.

Or a good travellers companion book "A Study in to The Different Ways of Crossing The Road Around The world" by J walker.

Reading all 78 pages is quite a feat, James. I'm impressed.

Enjoyed your book title jokes.

My own favourite is The Long Fall by Eileen Dover.

I remember 'The Sentry' by Hugo Zair.

Dave

I remember from way back... Broken Window by Eva Brick.

There’s a Hole in My Bucket by Lee King.

Eddie Muir wrote:Reading all 78 pages is quite a feat, James. I'm impressed.

Enjoyed your book title jokes.

Thanks, aye it took a wee while Eddie but if your going to do something, do it right lol.
Just had a woman at the door asking for donations to help towards the new church hall, gave her a brick.

Don't forget How to Get Rich Quick by Robin Banks.

Here's a pre-decimal title:

Two Shillings and Six Pence by Arthur Crown

Fundamentals of Proctology by Ben Dover.

"The Mess in The Bathroom" by I P Freely

(Hope that one is "Clean" enough admins)

Man walks into pub, orders a pint bar man says "You seem a bit depressed, what's up?" Man says "My wife reversed the car out of the garage", bar man asks "What was wrong with that?" Man replies "Well I reversed it in last night".

Stand-up Comedian by Joe Kerr