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Re: Jokes
Posted: 15 Mar 2017, 20:16
by Soenke Rahn
Daisy wrote:That's a long diatribe to make just for an April Fool!
I remember someone years ago joking that some sheep have shorter legs on one side than the other so they can stay level on a slope. I guess many countries have adaptations of a similar idea. Thanks for sharing your dyke chicken joke Soenke.
Lovely, i hope that these sheeps will visit our dyke chickens one time.
Than I will test the "Hallo! Dyke Sheep" shout.
Re: Jokes
Posted: 15 Mar 2017, 20:18
by Soenke Rahn
Courtenay wrote:Sounds a bit suspiciously like the great Australian
drop bear to me...
Ohhhh a drop bear
I like cryptozoological mysteries
Re: Jokes
Posted: 15 Mar 2017, 20:23
by Wolfgang
Why does suddenly "The Adventures of Shirley Holmes" come in my mind?
Re: Jokes
Posted: 15 Mar 2017, 20:30
by Soenke Rahn
@Pete9012S hehe, nice trumpet. -- This would be also a nice instrument for a talented musicians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3bHF1-144
Re: Jokes
Posted: 15 Mar 2017, 22:59
by KEVP
Most jokes involving "dykes" in the English language are connected with the double meaning of the word "dyke" in that language. Jus' saying.
Re: Jokes
Posted: 15 Mar 2017, 23:30
by Daisy
It never occurred to me Kevp.
Re: Jokes
Posted: 16 Mar 2017, 10:48
by pete9012S
Re: Jokes
Posted: 16 Mar 2017, 12:54
by Anita Bensoussane
Heh - "Clump" is brilliant!
Re: Jokes
Posted: 17 Mar 2017, 23:15
by Jack400
Late news: in a shocking announcement GCHQ admits "We have no idea what Donald Trump is talking about"
Re: Jokes
Posted: 17 Mar 2017, 23:36
by KEVP
Is that a joke? It sounds like actual news.
Re: Jokes
Posted: 18 Mar 2017, 00:40
by Soenke Rahn
Ok, not really a joke but after Clumb, an actual Board Game which looks a little bit like the Famous Five Game which was made by Enid Blyton, maybe next month I will see that I will print it and place it in the box of Monopoly.
So I suppose it's a jolly joke-board-game. Harmless for all, I hope.
http://www.politico.eu/interactive/brex ... oard-game/ http://g8fip1kplyr33r3krz5b97d1.wpengin ... 24x689.jpg
Re: Jokes
Posted: 18 Mar 2017, 10:21
by Daisy
That's really clever! I had to laugh at various statements.
Re: Jokes
Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 10:41
by pete9012S
Re: Jokes
Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 12:06
by Courtenay
Oh dear.
Re: Jokes
Posted: 20 Mar 2017, 14:34
by Soenke Rahn
@pete9012S: "pete9012S"