shadow wrote:Just bought a dog off an iron monger. First thing it did was make a bolt for the door.
If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?
If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you’ve been boared to death?
I saw an offer in a shop
“TV for £4.50 – the volume is stuck on maximum"
It was an offer I simply couldn’t turn down.
37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Mississippi.
Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory?
Hundreds of soles were lost!
Stairs cannot be trusted. They’re always up to something.
I got drunk yesterday and ate some scrabble tiles because it seemed fun. Now that I'm sober, I fear my next bathroom visit could spell disaster.
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I'm just an old fashioned girl with an old fashioned mind
Not sophisticated, I'm the sweet and simple kind
I want an old fashioned house, with an old fashioned fence
And A̶n̶ ̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶f̶a̶s̶h̶i̶o̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶a̶i̶r̶e̶
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