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Ah, the great British ritual of the sacred leaf infusion. 8) Good one, Pete.

(I can see that earlier picture again now too — the Five Run Away Together send-up — so it must have just been a temporary glitch.)
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Brilliant Pete :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Your a photoshop genius :D
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Post by Jamesieboy »

I have just read all 78 pages, some very good jokes. A bit sad to see that my favourite book (after Enid Blyton ones) was missed :(

"The Haunted House" by Hugo First.

Or a good travellers companion book "A Study in to The Different Ways of Crossing The Road Around The world" by J walker.
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Reading all 78 pages is quite a feat, James. I'm impressed. :D

Enjoyed your book title jokes. :lol:
'Go down to the side-shows by the river this afternoon. I'll meet you somewhere in disguise. Bet you won't know me!' wrote Fatty.

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My own favourite is The Long Fall by Eileen Dover. :wink:
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I remember 'The Sentry' by Hugo Zair.

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I remember from way back... Broken Window by Eva Brick.
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There’s a Hole in My Bucket by Lee King.
'Go down to the side-shows by the river this afternoon. I'll meet you somewhere in disguise. Bet you won't know me!' wrote Fatty.

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Eddie Muir wrote:Reading all 78 pages is quite a feat, James. I'm impressed. :D

Enjoyed your book title jokes. :lol:
Thanks, aye it took a wee while Eddie but if your going to do something, do it right lol.
Just had a woman at the door asking for donations to help towards the new church hall, gave her a brick.
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Don't forget How to Get Rich Quick by Robin Banks. 8)
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Here's a pre-decimal title:

Two Shillings and Six Pence by Arthur Crown
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Fundamentals of Proctology by Ben Dover.
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"The Mess in The Bathroom" by I P Freely

(Hope that one is "Clean" enough admins)

Man walks into pub, orders a pint bar man says "You seem a bit depressed, what's up?" Man says "My wife reversed the car out of the garage", bar man asks "What was wrong with that?" Man replies "Well I reversed it in last night".
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Stand-up Comedian by Joe Kerr
'Go down to the side-shows by the river this afternoon. I'll meet you somewhere in disguise. Bet you won't know me!' wrote Fatty.

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