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Daisy wrote:That's a long diatribe to make just for an April Fool!

I remember someone years ago joking that some sheep have shorter legs on one side than the other so they can stay level on a slope. I guess many countries have adaptations of a similar idea. Thanks for sharing your dyke chicken joke Soenke. :)
Lovely, i hope that these sheeps will visit our dyke chickens one time. ;-) Than I will test the "Hallo! Dyke Sheep" shout. :D
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Courtenay wrote:Sounds a bit suspiciously like the great Australian drop bear to me... :twisted:
Ohhhh a drop bear :-) I like cryptozoological mysteries ;-)
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Why does suddenly "The Adventures of Shirley Holmes" come in my mind?
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@Pete9012S hehe, nice trumpet. -- This would be also a nice instrument for a talented musicians ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3bHF1-144
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Most jokes involving "dykes" in the English language are connected with the double meaning of the word "dyke" in that language. Jus' saying.
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It never occurred to me Kevp. :o
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Heh - "Clump" is brilliant! :lol:
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Late news: in a shocking announcement GCHQ admits "We have no idea what Donald Trump is talking about"
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Is that a joke? It sounds like actual news.
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Ok, not really a joke but after Clumb, an actual Board Game which looks a little bit like the Famous Five Game which was made by Enid Blyton, maybe next month I will see that I will print it and place it in the box of Monopoly.
So I suppose it's a jolly joke-board-game. Harmless for all, I hope. http://www.politico.eu/interactive/brex ... oard-game/ http://g8fip1kplyr33r3krz5b97d1.wpengin ... 24x689.jpg
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That's really clever! I had to laugh at various statements.
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Oh dear. :mrgreen:
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@pete9012S: "pete9012S" :D
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