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" A kind heart always brings its own reward," said Mrs. Lee.
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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
"Does your dog bite?"
"No."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."
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:D :D :D :D :D
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:shock: :lol: :P :wink:
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
'Go down to the side-shows by the river this afternoon. I'll meet you somewhere in disguise. Bet you won't know me!' wrote Fatty.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Maxeymum Enid Blyton :P
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Even side on it's clear that these books have nothing to do with genuine Enid Blyton's - she would have been delighted.
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Crumbs - I hadn't heard about Five Escape Brexit Island! When is Bruno Vincent going to stop writing these things, I wonder?!

And yes, it's sad to see Enid Blyton's name at the top of the spine.
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The "Strong and Sta(b)le" banner is funny, at least... something tells me the cover artist may actually be better at humour than Bruno Vincent himself. :roll: Unfortunately I suspect he won't stop churning them out until they stop selling, and I doubt they'll stop selling for as long as they're seen as clever and amusing. But the novelty's got to wear off some time, I'm sure. I certainly haven't been seeing them in quite so many shops as I did last year and earlier this year, or if they are on display, they're much less prominent than before. I think the first wave of people who bought them may be realising they're actually not very good and not worth re-reading. Well, we can hope...
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:lol: :lol: Pete.. Well, we've had everything but snow so far this summer!
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:lol: Is that meant to be me in the flattering blue dress?? :P (Mind you, I've been here long enough to have experienced all kinds of British weather — including snow — so the caption doesn't quite fit.)
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