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Jokes
Posted: 20 Jun 2008, 11:42
by Julie2owlsdene
sorry everyone but I just have to tell you this joke I heard on Radio Cornwall today:-
A man goes into the dentist and says, "I'm a moth."
The dentist says, "But I'm a dentist, you want the psychiatrist next door.
The man then says, "But your LIGHT was on!!!!!"
I just couldn't stop laughing. Is this the mentality of my humour!!
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Posted: 20 Jun 2008, 12:35
by Mink
That's a funny one Julie2ownsdene
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Posted: 20 Jun 2008, 15:58
by Pippa-Stef
Oh Julie....
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Posted: 20 Jun 2008, 17:21
by Julian
Thanks for sharing Julie
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Posted: 20 Jun 2008, 20:36
by Julie2owlsdene
Glad you all liked it. I found it hilarious.
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Posted: 20 Jun 2008, 22:20
by Viking Star
Your light was certainly on when you heard it Julie!
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Posted: 21 Jun 2008, 14:17
by RDMorrell
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Posted: 12 Jul 2008, 06:16
by Somita
Thanks for sharing the joke with us, Julie.
Re: A Joke
Posted: 05 Oct 2009, 07:45
by Jeffery Greyling
That's a great joke Julie! Do you think we should make this thread a place to share jokes we particularly enjoy?
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Posted: 05 Oct 2009, 09:32
by Julie2owlsdene
A good idea, John, but I think so as not to offend, the jokes would have to be clean, and PC for everyone to enjoy.
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Posted: 05 Oct 2009, 11:02
by Jeffery Greyling
Oh, of course. I'll start.
[Mother]"Thomas, stop reaching across the table like that. Haven't you got a tongue?"
[Thomas] "Yes, but my arm is longer!"
Stupid joke, but I used to love it!
Re: A Joke
Posted: 05 Oct 2009, 13:05
by hope189
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Posted: 05 Oct 2009, 14:21
by Dick Kirrin
Nice jokes, Julie and John.
As for Doctor's jokes, how about this one:
A man enters a doctor's surgery crying: "Doctor, doctor you must help me! I don't get noticed by the other people!"
Doctor: "Next patient, please!"
Cheers
Dick Kirrin
Re: A Joke
Posted: 05 Oct 2009, 18:18
by Moonraker
An omelette walks into a pub and asks for a beer. The landlord says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."
Re: A Joke
Posted: 10 Oct 2009, 09:25
by Anita Bensoussane
jchk4 wrote:[Mother]"Thomas, stop reaching across the table like that. Haven't you got a tongue?"
[Thomas] "Yes, but my arm is longer!"
My nine-year-old son just had a good laugh at that one! One of his own favourites is the following:
BOY TO TEACHER: Miss, do you believe people should be punished for something they haven't done?
TEACHER: No, of course not.
BOY: That's a relief. I haven't done my homework.