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pete9012S wrote:Image
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
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" A kind heart always brings its own reward," said Mrs. Lee.
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That's a good one!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh deer!
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I'm just an old fashioned girl with an old fashioned mind
Not sophisticated, I'm the sweet and simple kind
I want an old fashioned house, with an old fashioned fence
And A̶n̶ ̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶f̶a̶s̶h̶i̶o̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶a̶i̶r̶e̶
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" A kind heart always brings its own reward," said Mrs. Lee.
- The Christmas Tree Aeroplane -

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It's about the only thing that might make me consider supporting him... :shock:
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
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There was a chess convention and tournament in a fancy hotel in December, some of the participants were talking of their chess exploits. They were in the middle of the hotels main large front area, after a while the manager came over to them and asked them to disperse. One of the players asked why to which the manager replied, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer".
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Groan :lol: :mrgreen: In return for that one...

A woman I know was spending Christmas with her Russian boyfriend, Rudolph. On Christmas morning she got up, looked out of the window and exclaimed about what a sunny day it was.
"No, no, it's going to rain," her boyfriend replied from the bed, without even looking.
"How can you be so sure? It looks beautiful out there to me!"
"No, no. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
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Great last two jokes there! :D
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Pete, just out of curiosity, which software do you use to edit photos, pictures etc.?
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Would you believe I still use Microsoft Paint to edit,resize,adjust,crop pics etc even though Microsoft are trying to foist Paint 3D on me!
" A kind heart always brings its own reward," said Mrs. Lee.
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I believe you.
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pete9012S wrote:Image
Oh if only! I'd support anybody who'd make this reality :D
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I'm just an old fashioned girl with an old fashioned mind
Not sophisticated, I'm the sweet and simple kind
I want an old fashioned house, with an old fashioned fence
And A̶n̶ ̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶f̶a̶s̶h̶i̶o̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶a̶i̶r̶e̶
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" A kind heart always brings its own reward," said Mrs. Lee.
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