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- Eddie Muir
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Moonraker wrote:I wonder what the RAM is?
'Go down to the side-shows by the river this afternoon. I'll meet you somewhere in disguise. Bet you won't know me!' wrote Fatty.
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
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Peter assured the SS that his new uniform did not make him any better or superior than the other members of The Secret Seven...
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I stand with justice and the truth. Palestine will be free from the river to the sea.
Learn the history. Do research.
The hypocrisy, double standard, prejudice and bigotry own by some people is so obvious.Shame on them!
Learn the history. Do research.
The hypocrisy, double standard, prejudice and bigotry own by some people is so obvious.Shame on them!
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Good one!
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
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Not really a joke, but a nice notice. I live in Schleswig-Holstein a little country between North Sea and Baltic Sea (East Sea). However on the North Sea there are a lot of dykes. However. Do you know what a dyke chicken is? A dyke chicken is a bird which is walking the entire day a long the dyke and owns a long and a short leg. -- Do you know how you will catch a dyke chicken? No Problem. You are shouting: Hallo dyke chicken! It will turn to you an ohhh ohh ohh falls down the dyke .... More to dyke chickens but only in German, I suppose it's a bird which is only to find in Germany, is there to read: http://kamelopedia.net/wiki/Deichhuhn" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; (not the same: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... %20chicken" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; )
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That's a long diatribe to make just for an April Fool!
I remember someone years ago joking that some sheep have shorter legs on one side than the other so they can stay level on a slope. I guess many countries have adaptations of a similar idea. Thanks for sharing your dyke chicken joke Soenke.
I remember someone years ago joking that some sheep have shorter legs on one side than the other so they can stay level on a slope. I guess many countries have adaptations of a similar idea. Thanks for sharing your dyke chicken joke Soenke.
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Well, if we're going down that track...
Q. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A. Eileen.
Q. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A. Eileen.
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
- Eddie Muir
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Hilarious, Pete!
'Go down to the side-shows by the river this afternoon. I'll meet you somewhere in disguise. Bet you won't know me!' wrote Fatty.
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