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pete9012S wrote:Image
:lol: That had me in stitches!
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Hilarious, Pete. :lol: :lol: :lol:
'Go down to the side-shows by the river this afternoon. I'll meet you somewhere in disguise. Bet you won't know me!' wrote Fatty.

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:lol: :P (I thought it was lettuces that were "soporific", at least for the Flopsy Bunnies, but do we know if Eileen Soper ever illustrated salad greens?? :wink: )
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's brilliant Pete! Love it!! :lol:
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I'll warm me with your echoes
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Love it! :lol:
"Heyho for a starry night and a heathery bed!" - Jack, The Secret Island.

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Love it too, Pete. :lol:
'Go down to the side-shows by the river this afternoon. I'll meet you somewhere in disguise. Bet you won't know me!' wrote Fatty.

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This will be our ancestors in 100 years time in the Tate... ;-)
'Oh voice of Spring of Youth
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Sing on, sing on, and when the sun is gone
I'll warm me with your echoes
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...but only if they can afford a Tardis!
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Well at least there's no danger of anyone nicking it.
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After thirty years of marriage a man said to his wife:

"You know we would have less arguments if you weren't so pedantic."

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"Fewer arguments."
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Excellent! :D
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Gosh, that would be me if I ever get married. :mrgreen:
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He was looking at you, but talking to me!

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Brilliant! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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