Jokes
- Courtenay
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Re: Jokes
Groan.
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
- Daisy
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I saw this one elsewhere...
"I've just found out I can see two years into the future... It must be 2020 vision."
"I've just found out I can see two years into the future... It must be 2020 vision."
'Tis loving and giving that makes life worth living.
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- Courtenay
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Double groan.
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
- Wolfgang
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I changed my resolution to 2x 2560x1440 some months ago and intend to keep it for some time.pete9012S wrote:
Success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.
- IceMaiden
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pete9012S wrote:
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning
"Windows frozen."
Husband texts back:
"Pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back:
"Computer completely *bleeped* now"
- Courtenay
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Ohhh nooooo... that one took me a moment.
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
- Courtenay
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Here's a pretty awful one I just came across elsewhere online — you need to know your theme tunes for this one, but I'm sure most here will:
Q. Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A. To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump...
Q. Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A. To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump...
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
- privateer2001
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hmmmm....
So I told my carpenter the other day that I just wanted a set of steps with no carpeting. He just gave me a blank stair.....
So I told my carpenter the other day that I just wanted a set of steps with no carpeting. He just gave me a blank stair.....
- privateer2001
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A great Ronnie Barker joke:
"What did the old gentleman say when he stuck his hand in his pocket and realized he'd lost 2000 dollars?"
"I don't feel too grand"....
"What did the old gentleman say when he stuck his hand in his pocket and realized he'd lost 2000 dollars?"
"I don't feel too grand"....
- IceMaiden
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
- Courtenay
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It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
It was a nuisance. An adventure was one thing - but an adventure without anything to eat was quite another thing. That wouldn't do at all. (The Valley of Adventure)
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Re: Jokes
privateer2001 wrote:hmmmm....
So I told my carpenter the other day that I just wanted a set of steps with no carpeting. He just gave me a blank stair.....